Why???

[cah1470]

I swear I will go a couple of months just fine then all the weird instant messages start again.  I had weirdo just now and before him I had kinky corvette guy this morning.  Check out what I have to put up with to use ICQ at work...

weirdo: do you like to be bad at work??
Me: nope I like having "work" to go to you know what I mean?
then after the what do you do are you married questions I get...
weirdo: are you into making yourself cum in public places?
Me: I don't make a habit of it no
Me: why is that what you are into?
weirdo: i like women that try to do that - find it a big turn on
weirdo: are you into phone sex???
Me: my personality is much more private what you see is never what you get behind closed doors but it's not for public consumption
weirdo: ah ok - i will stop bothering you then - take care

Umm yeah, why do men think they can just pull a name off the ICQ list and find someone to be "bad" at work or do sex acts for his sexual entertainment in public places?  WTF?  I swear these guys are watching far too much reality television or something.  So this morning I am chatting with MNG and then I get kinky corvette guy who I noticed later I have ignored and blocked 5 times prior.  I guess I wasn't joking when I told MNG I would have blocked him.  I am cutting and pasting kinky corvette and MNG and I are chatting about him, because you know why work when I have kinky corvette guy looking for a threesome?

cah1470: hey check out this guy who just sent the random hi
cah1470: his profile is hilarious
cah1470: Nick: kinky corvette man
Gender: Male
Birthday: 02/10/1960
Age: 46
Additional Information:
just a fun loving hippy guy that enjoys life and good times...love for a girlfriend to be wild and sexy and love taking weekend trips..be open minded..i am slim and goodlooking and fun to be with...i do love 3somes with other men joining in and i am straight....by the way...no cyber
MNG: ask him if he has another man to do the threesome with
cah1470: lol
cah1470: but he is straight he did point that out
MNG: ask him if he has
cah1470: kinky corvette guy
MNG:: lol
cah1470: you want me to ask kinky corvette guy if he has?
MNG: sure
MNG: are you sure it is not kink chevette man?
cah1470: he said yes, that is his lifestyle
MNG:: he ain't straight
cah1470: lol
cah1470: well right now he is explaining how he can arrange a 3some without cyber
cah1470: because I am curious
MNG: it is just a lure
cah1470: a lure for what?
MNG: to get someone to respond
(09:33:33) cah1470: (09:27:13) CAH1470: well I always read people are "into 3somes" but how exactly do you manage to have one? It just seems like a logistical nightmare it is hard enough to find one person you want to have sex with let alone 2
(09:31:14) chevetteman: when i have a gf i always have her dress up for the occassion...short dress....garter belt...no panties....fishnet stockings...make-up...things like that...dress like a slut actually but sexy too...then we go to bars away from wheer we are because i am a guy that is extremely discrete...then get a hotel room and getting guys to fuck a gf i am with is always very easy
MNG: bullshit, he is a newbie
cah1470: lol
MNG:: you think?
cah1470: yeah I think he is fishing but most people are when they send out the hi IMs most peoples profiles are just fishing expeditions
(09:37:36) cah1470: 09:34:18) CAH1470: are guys put off though?
(09:34:21) chevetteman: it sure isnt hard at all....just need me the right loving gf
(09:35:39) chevetteman: no...the other guys come on to a gf i am with and she gets them excited to fuck her and we pretend i dont know her and she works on me and another guys for a 3some with her and i am always the first one to say hell yea i will do that
MNG: yeah, discreet, weekend trips? Bring her in the side door.
MNG: he is full of shit.
MNG: yeah, okay and threesome with a corvette, someone is going to driving alone.
MNG: i hope he has a sidecar
cah1470: you are terrible you know that
MNG: i just call it like i see it.
cah1470: ok he is 47 years old if he didn't lie
cah1470: he doesn't have anything more interesting than 3somes and girlfriends to put on his profile?
MNG: we think a like, so you are terrible as well
(09:43:31) cah1470: (09:40:07) chevetteman: you think you would enjoy 3somes the way i love them
(09:41:39) CAH1470: I am open to try new things but I am not a fan of random sex acts
(09:42:43) CAH1470: not judging I just don't think it would be my thing
(09:44:13) cah1470: (09:43:50) chevetteman: 3somes arent a random thing with me....its a plan to go out for a 3some night...and its a once in awhile thing....i am the kind of guy that loves to watch a gf fuck another guy and i join in later...i find it so erotic to see a guy fuck a gf i love...thats so hot to me to watch
cah1470: he is lame
MNG: LOL yes
(09:49:03) cah1470: 09:48:24) chevetteman: but mostly i love to see a guys dick fucking a gf's pussy...i love to see it all...just like watching hard core porn movies but its live
cah1470: once again another guy trying to find porn in real life
cah1470: why?
MNG: he is sad, but he did get you to chat with him. i will give him credit for that.
cah1470: nope you got me to chat with him
cah1470: I would have blocked him after reading his profile
MNG: oh, i wanted to see if he had his man lined up. If he had that, it may have not been so lame
cah1470: well it appears he uses his girlfriends as bait so they can perform a live action porn flick for his entertainment
cah1470: why HE wouldnt want to have sex with his girlfriend instead of watching some other guy do it is beyond me
MNG: do you think he has any girlfiends?
cah1470: umm no
(09:58:33) CAH1470: 09:57:06) chevetteman: maybe you would like having a guy like me for a bf then
MNG: is he brain damaged?
CAH1470: yeah I believe so
CAH1470: do you see now why I just ignore them or block them right away?
CAH1470: (09:58:28) chevetteman: do you have a picture
(09:58:39) CAH1470: do you?
(09:59:36) chevetteman: no...i got a new computer and havent had time to do much else on it
MNG: yeah, he has never been in a dating scene, or is way out of practice.
CAH1470: I swear I hate being a girl sometimes;  all we have to do is breathe and you guys start masturbating
MNG: yeah, breathing is a good start
CAH1470: LOL
CAH1470: he has no idea what I look like or if I am even a girl
CAH1470: and he is already asking me if I like anal sex
CAH1470: jeez
MNG: lol
MNG: yeah, he wants live porn
CAH1470: well it is amazing how easily a man can get off, the randomness of it, I could look like jabba from star wars you know
MNG: well, jabba has a very moist mouth
CAH1470:  Men!